GOT A DOOZY OF YOUR OWN?

I’ve been bitten by dogs twice while appraising homes. One of them was a Labrador. It looked friendly until it trotted over and chomped on my leg. It filled my boot with blood and ruined my pants. The owner covered my trip to the ER, I think she was afraid I’d undervalue her house in retaliation. The other dog was so old, all he could do was hang on to my ankle while I dragged him around the property. The owner told me to kick him off, but he was so old, small and toothless I couldn’t bring myself to do it.